Divine Agent Smith
Divine Agent Smith
Drawn March 30th, 2013
A foxkind approached a crowd. He said, "heavens, have they found another?"
And a foxkind said, "It was eating my garbage!"
And the first foxkind said, "They are a menace. Shame the government can do so little. Did you know they eat children?"
Another foxkind said, "surely that is just a rumor!"
"Oh, not at all. There was a small boy down in Cadia... tragic, really."
"I don't believe I've seen you around these parts. Who are you, anyway?"
The first Foxkind bowed and tipped his hat. "Smith. Surely you remember? We went to school as kits."
"No, I'm afraid I don't."
Smith then lowered his smoked glasses, and peered into the second foxkind's eyes, which became distinctively swirly. The foxkind shook his head and corrected himself. "Oh yes, Smith. I vaguely recall..."
"Very good."